LINE-UP 1) Sancho Fernandez - Facility Coordinator/Sanitation Engineer, AKA "El Super". Sancho is a 32-year-old divorced Puerto Rican man (we know this because of the flag in his car). He puts up with a lot of daily crap in his line of work. His stress levels are as high as the monthly child support payments he makes on his four kids; ages 7, 8, 9 and 10 (two of which are not his). 2) Elba Gonzales - This laborious widow is the first person people think of when there's a special event to be catered. She won't eat anything other than her own cooking. She is very superstitious and suspicious of everyone. Her husband died of stress five years ago; she now lives with her nervous dog Rocky. 3) Maria-Inez Linda Fuentes - 19-year-old single mom who's baby daddy is a self taught Distributor of Recreational Substances. Maria works in the food industry as a cashier to make extra income for her 18-month-old baby Lequan. 4) Dimebag Diaz - This smooth Cuban comes from a long line of domino players. Dime Bag believes himself a master of romance who happens to be the town's pill pusher always trying to help those sad saps looking for that quick fix. 5) Jimmy the Monkey Boy - Jimmy's Italian temper is as short as his height. His love for banana ice cream filled cannoli is what keeps him calm. He enjoys lifting weights and working his massive arms, but with very little effects on his wrists. 6) The Spanish Fly - This man’s identity is unknown, just like someone who wears glasses and becomes someone else when they take them off. He’s a self-proclaimed Puerto Rican super hero. (We know that because of his underwear) His powers derived from accidentally drinking a mixture of rum, coke, ice maybe, a fly, some electricity, and oh yeah, and a dose of spanish fly. The excact quantity is also unknown.

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